Wednesday 1 April 2015

Petanque query

Hello TAG
 Does any reader know about this story that I found in a local newsletter?  KJ
 Following a number of regrettable incidents in which dogs have been injured during games of pétanque, Article 153 of the Treaty on the Function of the European Union (ex Article 137 TEC) that deals with Health and Safety, has been invoked to apply more stringent rules during the operation of pétanque matches. In the most recent incident, a stray hound was hit on the head in Montpelier. The resultant fracas led to several injuries among players and a potential public order situation. The oldest victim, an 86-year-old retired gardener, sustained non-life threatening abrasions to his left ankle and has now been discharged from hospital. Similar incidents have occurred in recent months in Chinon and Pau. The latter involved a pedigree Shih Tzu named Georges whose fur had to be completely shaved off as a result of his injuries.
 The new legislation means that during all matches in public places, the Tireur
(shooter) must wear a fluorescent jacket emblazoned with the letter T at all times. He or she must also cry “Tire!” before putting their boule into play (rather like “Fore!” in golf). Dog owners are advised to train their pets to take cover whenever they hear the cry of “Tire!”.

Failure to comply with the new rules could result in a fine of €25 levied on each member of the offending team(s) and indefinite confiscation of their boules.
Katie J
Val says Malc is letting the chicken out at the moment,  I will ask him about this on his return as it has implications for the local boule group!
A reader says  This sounds like an April Fools' joke to me. ( Just what we thought Elly, but it made us laugh)