Being very sensitive to pork being served to the young men who are Muslim, the very mention of pig at the moment sends me into a tizz. My speciality for parties, sausage rolls, my favourite sandwhich a bacon butty, with bacon sent from British Corner shop.
Having a large group of young men coming here tonight I am sticking as they will have eaten, to chocolates.
Sweeping up the stairs a few minutes ago I suddenly came face to face with a PIG, so used to it being there, a present from a friend.
Porky has been banished to the bedroom.
Only to those with no sense of humour, this is me being daft and hoping you will have a chortle about cultural differences which really are not important.
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