So cute pigs but sadly also delicious

Being very sensitive to pork being served to the young men who are Muslim, the very mention of pig at the moment sends me into a tizz. My speciality for parties, sausage rolls, my favourite sandwhich a bacon  butty, with bacon sent from British Corner shop.
Having a large group of young men coming here tonight I am sticking as they will have eaten, to chocolates. 
Sweeping  up the stairs a few minutes ago I suddenly came face to face with a PIG, so used to it being there, a present from a friend.
 Porky has been banished to the bedroom.

Only to those with no sense of humour, this is me being daft and hoping you will have a chortle about cultural differences which really are not important.
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