Monday, 9 November 2015

My attempt at a gossip column on a slow day

I' m too sexy for my ex, proclaims Valérie Trierweiler's  " t" shirt on twitter.
I find this lady so preposterous, one struggles to wonder about the faculties of Francois Hollande. I suppose he  did ditch her,  but Segolene Royale is such a smart, cultured educated lady, seems an odd choice in the first place. Segolene or Valerie, a no brainer.
I am sure there are men saying Julie Gaylet is not a bad choice.
Is it true that " old Sarko" is expecting another addition to the family?  In the "presse "window I thought I saw this announcement at Laguepie. I felt they may have done better getting another dog, but was it not their dogs that ruined all the Elysee Palace very expensive furniture when last in office?
I hope next time round they get a few  old sofas from Emmaus, but do not think that likely.
A Paris court has ruled that France’s best-loved singer, Johnny Hallyday, did not defame his ex-wife in his salacious autobiography published in 2013. In Dans Mes Yeux (“In My Eyes”) Hallyday aired details of his relationship with Adeline Blondieau, a soap star and daughter of his best friend, before it ended in acrimonious divorce, triggering decades of mud-slinging.