Read no further if you are a fan of Marine Le Pen or even worse Jean Marie Le Pen
You like Gerard Depardieu or DSK
You read the Daily Mail and not the Telegraph
You are not a fan of pet stories and rehoming animals seems a waste of time.
Black children suffering are not high on your priority list
You love Nigel Farage, the pillock.
The rise of anti semitism, anti Roms ( if you read the blog you would know that is how the French describe Roumanians) does not offend you.
The thought of a man being made to do the ironing brings you out in a cold sweat.
Speaking French as you live in France seems absurd, why don't the buggers learn English.
The odd bit of bad language for effect shocks you
My having a mind and putting it to use for others benefit seems absurd.
OK if you have answered yes to any of the above stop reading TAG now, you might have an apoplexy and die and I tell you what, that in France for us Anglo Saxons is very complicated.
If on the otherhand you can accept some of my views and even sometimes have a glimmer of a smile whilst reading, you could be a valued TAG reader.. come in and join the club.
And no ticking sympathise to get yourselves out of the ironing. I have a feeling that will be the one that gets you!
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