Monday, 11 March 2013

50 sheds gets 5 ticks

Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able
to sit down for weeks."
She nodded.
"Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.

"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!"
"Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

"Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gently
massaging my back as we listened to her Cliff Richard CD.

Val says    That is the last 3 quotes that Alan Palmer has sent from 50 Sheds of Grey , if it gets more than 5 ticks I am passing TAG over to Alan Palmer! ( only joking)
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