A reader " C" has done the translation.
Hi Val
- Money won't make you happy, but it's more comfortable crying in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy, but never forget the bast**d's name.
- Help your friends when they are in trouble, and they'll remember you whenever they're in trouble again.
- A lot of people are alive solely because it would be illegal to kill them.
- Alcohol won't resolve your problems, but neither will milk or water.
Best wishes
