Tuesday, 11 October 2016

Three steps to heaven

The first step is to trap the donkeys in a small enclosure. The poor gullible souls are so easily tricked with a bit of hay.
Then find yourself a big strong young man who just loves working and hates having nothing to do. Admittedly having  had your own farm in Uganda means farm work comes easily to you.
Then attack all the brambles growing at the bottom of the field, encroaching so much on the electrified line it has no chance of working.
When this is done and finished,  Malc and I, the now fumbling old codgers will be in heaven on earth. Or as Shaban was told when living on the streets by an unkind person  " Paradise will soon come"
It was a good job we started this today as down the bottom of the field which we cannot see, the line was already down and those donkeys who like an escapade could have gone walk about whenever they wanted.
We have a special treat for after supper, Twix ice creams, something new for Shaban to try.
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