My funny Christmas story was when my Mum bought me for Christmas a pair of oven gloves. I opened her present early as I always got such duff presents from her that it spoilt Christmas Day. " Blinkin oven gloves" when she knows I hate cooking! so I rewrapped them and gave them to a cooking colleague in the library where I worked.
After Christmas Mum asked if I liked my present and I said yes through gritted teeth. Only later did she ask what I had spent the money on which had been tucked in the gloves! Oops, the work colleague who was down on her uppers was really grateful!
I may have told you this story last Christmas I dredge it up every year as it annoys me!
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
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