Incompetent criminals always raise a smile (provided no one gets hurt). Two hooded youths entered a bookshop and menaced the owner and a customer with a gun, demanding the till be opened. The owner knocked one of them down, but undaunted they abandoned the till and demanded the safe - which the owner conceded. Off they went, not with the safe, but with an unused 20 year old minitel, a sort of early French internet terminal.
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