Firstly let me say our family are ''up'' for having their legs pulled, a relief really as that is what they get.
Grandpa Tudor has been single now for 12 years but I think he needs a minder. He is more than slightly deaf and each year something happens to make him totally deaf which is infuriating shouting at the top of your voice for 2 weeks. Usually it has something to do with diving in the swimming pool and then getting blocked ears. We have had years where we take him to the Doctors to have his ears syringed and then last year we found a syringe and mixture at the chemist which did the trick. Before coming Grandpa Tudor promised he would remember the syringe. Today over coffee in Laguepie he proudly said ''and Valerie I have remembered spare batteries for my hearing aids'' ''Well done Tudor'' said I.
We arrived back home and Tudor shot off to the pool, first one in... but he did not take out his hearing aids. Now never mind new batteries, the dashed things are screeching in his ears and he thinks WD40 may do the trick!
''WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID VALERIE''
Malc says if there are any lonely women out there willing to take him on, I must stress the benefits of a super ICI pension he receives!
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