Been out for lunch and arrived back to discover the neighbours ''cock'' hanging around our house and grounds making a tremendous row, cock a doodles in full throttle. Malc and I both shouted clear off and then went to cover the ears of Henny and Penny. This is the second time he has crossed the road trying to entice my celibate girls in to his clutches. I do not want chicks as everyone seems to get loads of cockerels which then have to be killed , something neither Malc nor I are '' man enough '' to do. For those of you who have never kept chickens, the hens lay happily without a male and you only get chicks if the eggs are fertilised. Might seem a simple thing to tell you but loads of friends ask how can we have eggs with out a cock. Henny and Penny remain chaste and prefer sitting on the renters balcony being fed croissant. Before long they will be dictating which boulangerie they prefer and asking for croissant avec beurre and turning their beaks up at ones ''sans'' beurre.
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