That was so funny. I have just had a sales lady phoning from India speaking English asking about our beautiful property... at this point I stopped her and said, Oh! no, you have got this all wrong, the property is terrible, the roof is falling in and none of the toilets work. She went into fits of uncontrollable giggling and apologised for wasting my time. Now I have just had an awful thought, what if it was a serious enquiry to rent the gite. For heavens sake do not tell Malcolm.
