Penny is a sassy little number, happy to give you a peck on the cheek, infact happy to give you a peck anywhere. Loves wining and dining and the new craze of deep fried crickets, a girl you could take anywhere and be proud of, just not too near the barbecue. After a night on the binge she will take herself home to bed without even calling a taxi.
I think I was made to write a lonely hearts column, my mum always thanked me for putting an advert in the Saga magazine for a companion and she found Joe, another widower who she spent 19 wonderful years with.
Comments to taglines82@gmail.com
