Trained donkey walker loses partner

Caroline Kirk who has enjoyed walking our donkeys over the summer is keen to continue the experience but needs a calm active partner for a one to two hour ramble along the country lanes. Her former walking partner has left to winter in warmer climes. We have two donkeys who need to go every where together as one hates being left  alone in the field. Over the summer they have had special donkey training for getting used to cars, tractors, dogs barking etc. Also with saddles on they can now give rides to small children. It is important that their education continues and they love leaving their field for a 'balade'
Enquiries to
Caroline Kirk on tel. 0563 26 05 33 [Away for 2 weeks from 14th]
or Val Johnstone on tel 0563640673

Can you suggest a caption for the picture below?

How about  "hands up who needs a stiff drink"?